seriousjones:

mom: you haven’t been drinking in college, have you

me: oh don’t worry i’m stone cold sober

me:

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reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

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meqabitch:

People who chew ice cream are people that are not to be fucked with.

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twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

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bucksoverducks:

alt-j:

sleeping w socks on is unnatural and probably dangerous

Can’t dream with socks on

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